
Circa 1969
Hard work and fun make 'Flat Spin'
'STAND BY: MIKE LIVE' said the
voice through the headphones. I licked my lips nervously. 'Go,' came the
command.
'Well, er-this request comes from
Mr J Bloggs, in ward 6 of the Hull Royal Infirmary, and he wants to hear a
David Whitfield record...' I faltered
It's not so easy being a disc
jockey in Hull's Hospital Broadcasting Service, as I discovered when I visited
the Hessle Road studio recently.
It was just as well we were doing
a dummy run, because not only did I fluff the announcement, but I realised when
I heard the playback that the voice which I had tried to make warm and
seductive-to give poor old J Bloggs a thrill and make him feel better- actually
sounded about as sexy as that of an old-time schoolmarm reprimanding a late
scholar.
Shut Her up
'It's a well known fact that if
you want to shut a woman up, the best way to do it is to put a live mike in
font of her.' chucked Mr Kenneth Fulstow, secretary of both the Hull Tape
Recording Club ad of its offshoot, the Hospital Broadcasting Service, which is
now seeking to make a new, expanded and separate existence for itself.
'We don't want to become a cuckoo
in the nest' said Mr Fulstow, explaining that the equipment which has been used
over the past eight years to play more than 5,000 request records for Hull and
East Riding hospital patients belongs to the Tape Recording Club.
These 400 record programmes, under
the title of 'Flat Spin' have involved sifting and sorting 50,000 requests
handed to WRVS and Red Cross workers visiting the hospitals, and this labour of
love by dedicating teams of tape recording enthusiasts has tended to swamp the
original, social objects of the club.
Equipment
'Our first need is for new
premises, so that we can make a proper, permanent, studio' said Mr Fulstow, who
is a sales representative by day.
'To start off with, we need
between £500 and £600 for basic equipment. That includes a couple of special
tape recorders at £150 to £180 each, two turntables costing £15 to £18, and
four sets of headphones at £3 to £6 each.'
That, of course, does not take
into account such overheads as rent, rates, lighting, maintenance and the
building up of the services own record library.
'And of course, there are many
extras that we would like, such as some special noise-cancelling microphones
for interviewing people in crowds,' added Mr Fulstow
Personal link
Already, a start has been made on
fund gathering, and about £100 is in hand. The HBS is hoping that industrialists
and individuals will help - and that some philanthropist will come along with
an offer of premises.
Having been in hospital myself a
year ago, I know how much this service means to the patients, providing a real,
personal link with the world outside, which cannot be done by the standard
broadcasting services.
The weekly request programmes
recently extended from one hour to 90 minutes are compiled each week by a
succession of teams formed from within the 35 members of HBS.
On The evening when I visited the
studio, Mr Fulstow's 23-year-old son, John, a telephone engineer with a private
company, was acting as controller, with attractive Diane Fineberg (24), a short
hand typist as disc jockey, and engineer Barry Waterland (21) as
'disc-dropper'.
Midnight Finish
This latter task, I discovered,
was not so easy as it sounded, for, on account of the rather primitive
equipment which the teams are using at present, he had to 'cue-in' the records
on a single turntable, sometimes scurrying round to the other side of the
control-room to operate a taped item.
That is why at present, a 90-minute
broadcast may take three hours to record. Sometimes, when things do not run
smoothly, teams may work until midnight on the Saturday to finish in time for
the Sunday broadcast, and on one occasion they started doing the whole thing
over again at 3am.
Nevertheless, working with Heath
Robinson machines, making do and mending, contriving, patching and inventing,
has turned these young men and women into first-class electronics mechanics -
and the results they achieve are highly professional.
Write Scripts
The hundreds of requests received
each week are sorted, all the duplicates being put together, and from these a
programme of about 34 records is selected to give maximum balance and
entertainment value.
Meticulous records are kept of
the requests received and the items played.
Some of the disc jockeys write
out their scripts; others prefer to ad-lib, and one of these is Mr Fulstow's
wife Audrey.
'I just open my mouth' she says.
'Sometimes I make mistakes, but I just correct them and carry on. Patients seem
to like you better if you are not too perfect.'
In addition to broadening the
scope of 'Flat Spin' the HBS is hoping to introduce some time in the near
future a feature called 'Spot On' bringing to patients on-the-spot recordings
of some of Hull's most popular haunts, such as wrestling at Madeley Street
Baths or tenpin bowling from the Hull Bowl.
Already, they have made some
experimental recordings, and they have high hopes of the success of this
venture when it gets going.
Mr Fulstow, incidentally, is
chairman of the National Association of Hospital Broadcasting Services, which
the Hull team helped to found.
'It must be said that out service
is only possible because of the co-operation and consideration of Hull and East
Riding Co-operative Society, who charge us only a nominal rent for the present
premises, and Hull Corporation Telephone Department, who charge absolute minimum
fees for the use of the 'Tigerfusion' hospital sports broadcast network.' said
Mr Fulstow.
During my brief, and humbling,
visit to the studio, I managed to capture much of the fun and good humour which
goes on behind the scenes... the jokes, the cups of coffee, the packets of
newsprint-wrapped fish and chips.
I would like to end with the
story of how 'Flat Spin's' signing off tune got its unofficial title of
'Bedpan'. It's real name, it seems is 'Bedtime for Drums' but one member misheard
the title and fell about the studio in mirth.
'It's so appropriate for
hospital, isn’t it?' he spluttered, to the mystification of his colleagues.
When all was explained, it turned
out that he had heard it is 'Bedpans for...' Well, I'll leave the rest to your
imagination!